dear stomach virus,
thank you for almost completely being out of my life...and body. there were about 8 hours there that you just really weren't any fun AT ALL. i've decided that we can't see each other anymore... and really? its not me. its you. alllllll you. i am glad that you didn't show up on christmas day though (or christmas eve as you did with my brother)... that would have been much less than fun.